Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"After you get through, if you are not too tired, you can put in a lick or two for Hubert Humphrey and me."

"You believe in social security, and so do I."

"Our society was built on respect for law and order and we mean to maintain it."

"You believe in prosperity at home, you believe that every man and woman that wants a job and who is willing to work ought to have a job, and so do I."