Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"I say to you tonight that the Arkansas delegation in the Congress has made great contributions to the welfare of all of our people."

"And I intend, as long as I am President, to make sure that the American Government is a model of prudence and economy, and that doesn't mean that we are going to neglect the sick or forget the unemplo..."

"We have a social security system that will give us a modicum of income when we reach our maturity and are no longer able to stay in the labor market."

"We don't want our American boys to do the fighting for Asian boys."