Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"It is with this belief that I challenge the members of the Daughters of the American Revolution to even greater service to your fellow Americans."

"I have ordered that study immediately."

"We are trying to establish the fact that all Americans can be treated equally and that proposition has the Senate temporarily tied up, but Mike is going to find some solution to it in the next few wee..."

"We are trying to pass a good food stamp plan in the Congress, a medical aid plan in the Congress, a pay bill that will not make it necessary for an employee who stays here to either resign or to steal..."