Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"I hope the day is near when war is only an ugly memory."

"Your happy smiles make us feel at home again in the great industrial metropolis that is admired and envied the world over."

"Remember the old man who said he always felt bad when he felt good, because he was afraid that tomorrow he might feel worse."

"In civil rights legislation and in the truth-in-packaging bill, he has been my strong right arm."