Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Steve Martini, who cuts my hair here at the White House and has cut the hair of Presidents for several years, is one of my most influential counselors, believe it or not."

"I signed a new immigration bill that we had been trying to pass for years and we had finally, successfully gotten it through both Houses."

"So today, all around the world, we hear the cry for change."

"I am considering several different people for the Attorney Generalship."