Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"I intend to leave tomorrow for Texas."

"The first of these two measures, the model cities program, recognizes that our cities are made of people, not just bricks and mortar."

"The housewife should not need a scale or a yardstick or a slide rule or computer when she shops."

"A great counselor of mine said to me, 'You can take a good law and give it bad administration and it won't work.'"