Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"The new demonstration cities program promises major help to you."

"We have come to this historic East Room of the White House today to establish and to bring into being a Department of Transportation."

"This, in effect, is another coonskin on the wall."

"I pledge myself in the allotted time to me in the Presidency to use every single resource of the Federal Government to banish crime from the United States of America."