Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Our continued insistence on treating drug addicts, once apprehended, as criminals is neither humane nor effective."

"It is part of our larger effort to streamline the Government, to make its operations as efficient as possible, and to enable it to provide better service to the citizens and businessmen of this countr..."

"I again endorse the home rule bill."

"I am submitting this report to the Congress under Section 4 of the United Nations Participation Act, as amended."