Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"The most cruel irony I know is that men require force to serve peace."

"General George C. Marshall is a great American soldier."

"I particularly want to thank you for furnishing us the most able executive, I think, that we have in the White House--Mrs. Bess Clements Abell, a Kentucky girl, who walks with kings and prime minister..."

"I am very proud to be here with you this morning."