Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Side by side with your South Vietnamese comrades—and our other fighting allies—you have taken the full initial weight of the enemy's winter-spring offensive; and you have now seized the initiative."

"Now, Therefore, I, Lyndon B. Johnson, President of the United States of America, do hereby designate the month of April 1968 as National Jewish Hospital Save Your Breath Month."

"We will lay the physical foundations for Latin American economic integration through multinational projects."

"I do command all persons engaged in such acts of violence to cease and desist therefrom and to disperse and retire peaceably forthwith."