Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"You have made things a little easier for our taxpayers, and that is something that we must always try to do."

"You have had a good year since I spoke to you last March."

"I come to raise a voice of confidence in both the future of these United Nations and the fate of the human race."

"We are ready when that day comes, ready to join in a massive effort of reconstruction and development that is open to all, including North Vietnam."