Lyndon Johnson actually said...

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.

Toasts of the President and Princess Margaret

11/16/1965

More Lyndon Johnson Quotes

Twenty years ago the average family in America spent 26 percent of its after-tax income on food.

Mrs. Johnson and I are especially happy to see you, Mr. President.

Farmers still lag a third behind the income of city people.

It is in this spirit that we meet here today, Mr. President.