Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Let all remember--and none forget--that now more than 50 times in these 20 years the United Nations has acted to keep the peace."

"It has given those principles a strengthened vitality in the conduct of the affairs of man."

"The taxes that you collect and that we pay have resulted in our building the greatest highways in all the world."

"We do have a free press in our country, but who would ever say to an editorial writer, 'I am going to put a tax on each word that you put in that piece'?"