Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Today I am pleased to announce that we are beginning a liberalized Nationwide lending program geared to the needs of very small businesses."

"We are a party that believes the American people can shape their own destiny."

"We are especially grateful to Dick Adler and all of these talented performers that he brought here at such great sacrifice to entertain us, and if any of you feel like you didn’t get your money’s wort..."

"Where no child will go unfed and no youngster will go unschooled."