Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"We will, as I told you last July, from time to time add to our forces in such numbers as our Joint Chiefs and General Westmoreland may feel is desirable, and as the President may approve."

"I asked anyone who felt that they would recommend to the American people that the Congress increase taxes now to raise their right hands, and there were no hands raised."

"The quota quantity amount for cheddar cheese, and cheese and substitutes for cheese containing, or processed from, cheddar cheese specified in item 950.08 of part 3 of the Appendix to the Tariff Sched..."

"If we are intense--and the slang expression is 'hipped'--on any subjects around here, it is food for our bodies, for our children, and education for their minds and health for their physiques."