Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Sunday a week ago I spent the most delightful day, I think, that I have had since I became President."

"We, the leaders, the Chief Executives of America, have a responsibility to all America."

"Your own distinguished chairman, Governor Volpe, has said that this is the best working relationship that the Federal Government and the States have had together."

"The war on crime cannot and should not be directed from the Nation's Capital."