Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Whether they were Democrat or Republican, he served them all with equal fidelity and equal wisdom."

"No society can be truly great--and no economy can be truly prosperous--if high, long-duration unemployment for some exists side by side with low, short-term unemployment for others."

"BY VIRTUE of the authority vested in me as President of the United States and as Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States I have today awarded THE DISTINGUISHED UNIT CITATION TO THE..."

"America's challenges cannot be met in this modern world by mediocrity, at any level, public or private."