Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"He can do something about the old tyrannies of hunger, disease, and ignorance that enslave two-thirds of his race."

"He can change the conditions that breed war."

"Today the people of the United States are a very fortunate client."

"I know that all Americans share my pride in the men in uniform and the civilian law enforcement personnel for their outstanding service in the Nation's Capital during the last two days."