Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"The Prime Minister and the President also considered ways in which their countries could strengthen the efforts of the United Nations with respect to the safety and security of the communities on Cypr..."

"I should like to repeat again that our purpose is peace."

"The day has passed when Government jobs are the easy jobs of our society, or when the public service is the refuge of those inadequate for the demands of private competition."

"Since this is an election year, I guess I had better not say that Brom Smith is the most valuable man in the White House."