Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Today we can set ambitious goals for the future:--full education for every citizen to the limits of his capacity to absorb it;--good health for every citizen to the limits of our country's capacity to..."

"In you two men I have the greatest confidence, and I have no doubt but what you will prove worthy of it."

"The taxes you collect are going to be used to rebuild the cities of America in a manner in which we can take great pride."

"I recently received one of your new form 1040's in the mail."