Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Even before there was a United States, people of this land were using and developing its water resources."

"This hope is not fanciful or unrealistic, but it would be misleading to suggest that such a day is near now."

"In all seriousness, Administrator Foley, his staff, and the friends of small business in Congress can be proud of their record over the past year."

"Weather modification is still several steps behind atomic energy and the exploration of space."