Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"We are especially grateful to Dick Adler and all of these talented performers that he brought here at such great sacrifice to entertain us, and if any of you feel like you didn’t get your money’s wort..."

"Where no child will go unfed and no youngster will go unschooled."

"Mr. Bedell represents millions of American businessmen who are in the words of the scripture, 'not slothful in business but fervent in spirit.'"

"My campaign is already paying off. We have eliminated 141 publications at savings in excess of $1 million a year."