Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"No challenge is greater on our horizon than preserving and raising higher the standards of public education."

"We have talked a great deal about full employment in America, but we have done too little to achieve it."

"To drain shameful backwaters of poverty and concentrated unemployment, we must press our war on poverty forward to total victory."

"It is important we learn as many lessons as possible from the disastrous Alaskan earthquake."