Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"I have ordered that study immediately."

"The world is no longer the world that your fathers and mine once knew."

"We are trying to pass a good food stamp plan in the Congress, a medical aid plan in the Congress, a pay bill that will not make it necessary for an employee who stays here to either resign or to steal..."

"I am the President of the United States, the only President you will have, God willing, until January of next year."