Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"And I want all of you to know, too, that I have known that awful feeling that comes when the votes are counted in the United States Senate and there is Ev smiling that cherubic smile."

"The Republicans have been known to win elections, and my friend Senator Dirksen has been working very hard to become Majority Leader of the United States Senate."

"As it happens, a few weeks ago I selected a commission to do a little study to find out actually who that lucky baby was."

"Having accepted this responsibility, how well have we done in meeting it?"