James Pickle: “I rise with a light heart and a blithe spirit. Tomorrow, the angels will sing and all the Earth will rejoice, for…”

“I rise with a light heart and a blithe spirit. Tomorrow, the angels will sing and all the Earth will rejoice, for tomorrow I will once again offer my colleagues a repast fit for the Heavens. For probably the last time in my 30-year tenure in this august body, I am delighted to announce that--because you demanded it--Venison Chili Day is here again. On tomorrow, Wednesday, April 13, in the Democratic and Republican Cloakrooms and in the Private Dining Room, Members can enjoy a bowl of this delightful treat. Room HC-8 in the Capitol will be open for staff, and the press. Mr. Speaker, for over 25 years, I have served 2, 3, or 4-alarm chili to my colleagues in the House. This serving will only be 2-alarm in deference to my Northern friends who may not be quite stout enough to handle a succulent bowl of authentic 'Texas Red.' Mr. Speaker, let me assure you that, unlike some concoctions of ill mixture which are merely called chili, this is true pickle chili, meaning that there will be no beans in it. It is made of only the best ingredients, including prime venison from central and south Texas. So, to all those poor, sad souls who are not blessed to hail from the Lone Star State, take heart: We have brought a little bit of Texas to the Potomac. Chili Day, 1994, my final one, is tomorrow.”