James Lankford actually said...

"To be brutally honest, the only difference between this place and a drunken sailor is that a drunken sailor stops spending when he runs out of money."

"We should maybe just station the Capitol police and have them watch out for the British on the outside of the building and have that as an extra protection as well."

"We have not had a problem with smoke and fire in the Capitol before, have we?"

"The donors also want to know the transparency portion of it, as well as the transparency of this subcommittee."