Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Every decent American ought to be proud of the army and the navy of Uncle Sam."

"There is nothing more practical in the end than the preservation of beauty, than the preservation of anything that appeals to the higher emotions in mankind."

"It is a fine thing to have before a body of students men who by their practice have rendered it unnecessary that they should preach"

"It will be a bad day for this country and a worse day for all educative institutions in this country if ever such a call is made, and the men of college training do not feel it peculiarly incumbent up..."