Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"We can not have too much immigration of the right kind, and we should have none at all of the wrong kind."

"It is a matter of real regret to me that I can not attend formally your celebration."

"I have the right to challenge the best effort of every American worthy of the name to putting down by every means in his power corruption in private life, and above all corruption in public life."

"I have not willingly planted a thorn in the breast of any man."