Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"If any one lies, if he has the habit of untruthfulness, you cannot deal with him, because there is nothing to depend on."

"More and more our people have waked to the fact that farming is not only a practical, but a scientific pursuit."

"New methods must be devised for meeting the various problems that come up."

"It is the first time I ever was in your great and beautiful State; and but a few hours ago I saw for the first time the greatest of all the oceans."