Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"You cannot put a stop to or reverse the industrial tendencies of the age, but you can control and regulate them and see that they do no harm."

"Probably never before in our history has the country been more prosperous than it is at this moment;"

"Now, Therefore, I, Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States, by virtue of the power in me vested by section six of said act of Congress of June 6, 1900, do hereby declare and make known that..."

"It was a pleasure to shake hands with Father Boyle."