Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"The chief use of the increased money value of the scholar's prize would be the index thereby afforded of the respect in which it was popularly held."

"I don't know whether the undergraduates realize what a beautiful building, what a beautiful hall, what beautiful surroundings, these are."

"And now I am going to ask you to join with me in three times three for Col. Higginson."

"Brutality in playing a game should awaken the heartiest and most plainly shown contempt for the player guilty of it."