Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I don't know whether the undergraduates realize what a beautiful building, what a beautiful hall, what beautiful surroundings, these are."

"And now I am going to ask you to join with me in three times three for Col. Higginson."

"The chief use of the increased money value of the scholar's prize would be the index thereby afforded of the respect in which it was popularly held."

"I do not believe that such supervision can come effectively through the State, nor that it can effectively come through the municipality."