Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I do hereby invite all the nations of the earth to take part in the commemoration of an event which has had a far reaching effect upon the course of human history."

"it appears that the public good would be promoted by releasing and excluding certain lands from the said forest reserve"

"Such a man fears not the strong and harms not the weak."

"They are a masterful race of rugged character—a race the qualities of whose womanhood have become proverbial, while its men have the elemental, the indispensable virtues of working hard in time of pea..."