Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I hope sincerely that a century hence it will seem equally incredible to the American of that generation that there should be corruption and venality in public life."

"I have the right to challenge the best effort of every American worthy of the name to putting down by every means in his power corruption in private life, and above all corruption in public life."

"By the treaty a large Cuban market is secured to our producers."

"This convention shall not take effect until the same shall have been approved by the Congress."