Theodore Roosevelt said...

The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer.

Now, Therefore, I, Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the power in me vested by...

It is hereby ordered that two small islands of the Pribilof group, located approximately in latitude fifty-seven degrees...

I, Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the power in me vested... do proclaim tha...