Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"And you, men and women, who have had the advantages of a college training are not to be excused if you fail to do not as well as, but if you fail to do more than the average man outside who has not ha..."

"There are no other trees anywhere like the giant Sequoias; nowhere else is there a more beautiful forest than that which clothes the western slope of the Sierra."

"I want you to play hard without encroaching on your work."

"To pin those cards up there is as much out of place as if you tacked so many tin cans up there."