Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Never in their history has each man had, as he has now, such a good chance for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

"The Government, national and state, can mighty easily spoil chances for all of us."

"Every one of you who has seen or studied about a modern warship knows that it is a singularly delicate and complicated as well as a singularly formidable bit of mechanism."

"We stand firmly on the Monroe Doctrine."