Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Don't draw unless you mean to shoot."

"Each of you as he moved forward into battle was immensely interested in the man on his right and the man on his left."

"In the marches, you remember, as recruits you found about midday the blanket was heavy, you were tempted to throw it away, and by midnight you wished you had two of them."

"I am glad to have the pleasure of introducing to you a member of my cabinet."