Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"We have a right to expect from the college bred man, the college bred woman, a proper sense of proportion, a proper sense of perspective."

"I have not got much to say to you, because since I have been in California I have felt a good deal more like learning than teaching."

"The shots that count in battle are the shots that hit, and only those."

"I have come from the Atlantic across the continent to the Pacific; I have come from the East through the West, beyond the West, to California."