Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Better lines could surely not be brought into any dedication service of a church; and it is a happy thing that we should have repeated them this morning."

"I have appreciated more than I can say the welcome back home that I have received to-day."

"It is a great pleasure to have the chance of coming before you and saying a word of greeting to you today."

"The supreme safety of our country is to be found in the fearless and honest administration of the law of the land."