Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I, Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States, do hereby declare and proclaim the aforesaid provision of law to the end that it may definitely and formally be known that such international exh..."

"This reservation shall hereafter be known as The White River Forest Reserve."

"Credit to him? Yes, in a way."

"I speak for all Americans today, when I say that we watch with the deepest concern the sick-bed of the English king."