Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I earnestly hope that the bench and the bar of the United States will in all proper ways seek to see to it that the loose customs...shall not be perverted so as to harm the whole public by giving the ..."

"It is not the President or the Senators or the Congressmen, or even the Governors, who make up our nation, who make the greatness of our nation."

"In the interest of humanity, of justice, and of self-protection, every white man in America, no matter where he lives, should try to help the negro to help himself."

"I am for a canal."