Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"We cannot afford as a people ever to forget for one moment that ability, far-sightedness, iron resolution, perseverance, willingness to do and dare are qualities to be admired only if they are put at ..."

"The surest way for a nation to invite disaster is to be opulent, aggressive, and unarmed."

"Nothing has given Americans better cause for satisfaction than the way target practice has gone up in the navy."

"The reservation hereby established shall be known as The Sawtooth Forest Reserve."