Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"If there is not a foundation of material prosperity for the State, as for the individual, you cannot expect anything but unhappiness; but woe to the State, as woe to the individual, if material prospe..."

"This government is not and never shall be the government of a mob."

"My pet theory has been that the very best thing that can happen to Harvard is to have the West win it"

"We cannot abandon our position on the Monroe Doctrine;"