Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"No law that the wit of man has ever devised ever has made or ever will make the fool wise, the coward brave, or the weakling strong."

"There are no other trees anywhere like the giant Sequoias; nowhere else is there a more beautiful forest than that which clothes the western slope of the Sierra."

"I am glad to have the chance of acknowledging my obligations to him, and I am also glad that when I ask you to strive toward productive scholarship, toward productive citizenship, I can use the presid..."

"I want you to play hard without encroaching on your work."