Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

I have enjoyed to the full my visit to California.

We do not believe here in this republic in the men who seek only the life of ease, the life of absence of effort.

I ask that we keep in mind not only our own interests, but the interests of our children.

You see, in '98 we had a difficulty from which you were wholly free in '61, because with us there was not enough war to go around.