Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"You know I have strong views about children."

"In the marches, you remember, as recruits you found about midday the blanket was heavy, you were tempted to throw it away, and by midnight you wished you had two of them."

"Each of you as he moved forward into battle was immensely interested in the man on his right and the man on his left."

"A man who does a wrongful act sins against the State as well as against himself."