Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Every college should strive to bring to development among the students the capacity to do good original work."

"Ours is a government of equal rights under the law, guaranteeing those rights to each man so long as he in his turn refrains from wronging his brother."

"The thing that has impressed me most is that I am speaking to Americans just as I speak in any other section of the country!"

"I believe in the Monroe doctrine, and I believe in it not as an empty formula of words, but as something we are ready to make good by deeds."