Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"If any one lies, if he has the habit of untruthfulness, you cannot deal with him, because there is nothing to depend on."

"You can pardon most anything in a man who will tell the truth, because you know where that man is; you know what he means."

"The poorest life that any one can live from the standpoint of pleasure is the life that has nothing but pleasure as its end and aim."

"I wish to say what a great pleasure it has been to be here today."